[evilwizard]

hey guys. yeah no come on in, welcome to my lair and all that. look, i’m gonna level with you guys. the Dungeon Master called me earlier, said you dummies wouldn’t stop trying to fuck the elven maiden from the quest-giver’s tavern. said you were being real annoying about it. so he ordered a total party kill. gave me full authority to use all sorts of lightning and uh. big spiders. that’s right, big spiders. so i suggest you just skedaddle on out of here

[cinna-bunnie]

*nods sagely* yes, yes i see... and the spiders.. can we fuck the spiders? and would the elven maiden like to watch?

[evilwizard]

okay that’s it

[cinna-bunnie]

[afeelgoodblog]

[legalizegay]

Must watch

[capacity]

This could save the world you know

[beboots]

[knittingnoodle]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[garbage-empress]

this happens because veterinarians are inherently territorial

[jvlianbashir]

"haha these alpha trad men really just have dom/sub kinks!" i know misogyny isn't real to a lot of you guys but did you know that some people just actually do genuinely think women are inferior creatures

[jvlianbashir]

like if you actually threw one of these trad men into the dom/sub community, he would just be a danger to a female sub because the problem isn't really with him wanting to dominate but with the the fact that he has internalized the idea that women as a whole are not deserving of respect as equals and exist to be dominated

[leninonlyfans]

every single terf blog on here is like "walked into a tranny at the grocery store today and because im am empath i could tell everyone was thinking the exact same horrific shit i am right now. none of my friends want to associate with me any more. how can i stop being miserable without stopping being a bigot, that's non negotiable"

[leninonlyfans]

we are the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn yes i love my white pan-european fertility goddess here's a milquetoast quote from a feminist from the 70s and also here's outright fascist propaganda but it's fine because at least me and pogromfan1488 both hate the TRAs

[maryfagdalene]

got a pussy like an ashtray

[maryfagdalene]

[cannibalchicken]

[shencomix]

[livefromcastledracula]

Dracula vs Carmilla

The writing in Dracula:

"Day 1 of the Castle, the Count is a strange but friendly man, I think my employment here shall be fine and nothing will go wrong. Gosh I really love my fiance, Mina."

"Day 4 of the Castle, he's climbing down the fucking wall again. Gosh I really love my fiance, Mina."

"Day 6 of the Castle, he just fed a baby to his sexy roommates and I am thinking of jumping out the window."

The writing in Carmilla:

"today Carmilla did something strange and inexplicable and I was suspicious, but then she said she loved me, rubbed herself all over me and sobbed into my hair. I was confused and not at all horny and forgot entirely about the other thing. In other news the General stopped by and told us this long waffly story about a masquerade ball, let me reprint it word for word here..."